Dear the WWE,
Thanks for realising that the Usos’ “traditional dance” has to be performed as a challenge to their opponents, rather than an empty ring. Of course, the rest of the world, who are used to seeing the haka as performed by the All Blacks rugby team, knew this months ago, but we do appreciate you catching up.
However, here’s one thing you haven’t corrected.
Can you see it?
I’ll make it a little clearer for you.
Do you see it now? You are PERSISTING in putting an apostrophe in a plural – the kind of irritatingly stupid, amateurish error for which I would castigate a student.
Talk to the boys themselves. They know. That’s why their Twitter handle is @WWEUsos – because Uso is their last name, and more than one Uso equals THE USOS. No apostrophe.
Please fix it as soon as possible, if not sooner, for the sake of literacy itself as well as my sanity.
Thanks in advance.