“Once upon a time, there were three little boys who worked in the indies.
“And they were each assigned very hazardous duties, such as working matches with Teddy Hart, and veering towards a TNA contract.
“But I took them all away from all that and now they work for me.
“My name is Vince.
“And I LOVE THE INTERNET, TWITTER, AND ALL YOU GOOFBALL SMARKS!”