Fact: Chris Jericho returns to WWE. As a heel. Right?

Hands up who’s confused then?

The ‘It Begins’ vignettes were heel vignettes.

Then, after Jericho’s return last night, I think I can safely say most of us spent the first few minutes thinking he was a face, possibly because of Randy Orton’s sudden injury and the dearth of top good guys.

Then after three minutes, it suddenly began to appear as if this is all an elaborate set-up. That’s not a genuine smile on his face. That’s mockery of gelatinous tapeworm parasites. He’s a heel. Heel heel heel. He really is going to feud with Punk.

And then I expected him to take Mark Henry’s place in that crazy six-man elimination tag…but he didn’t.

So it’ll all become clear soon. Right? Or…maybe not?

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One Response to Fact: Chris Jericho returns to WWE. As a heel. Right?

  1. Mike says:

    I expect several familiar phrases to feature prominently in Jericho’s forthcoming promos, to wit:

    1: shameless pandering

    2: parasitic sycophants

    3: hypocritical troglodytes

    and possibly even

    4: gelatinous tapeworms

    Should have seen it coming, really. Ah, Y2J. How we’ve missed ye.

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