John Cena has a wife in WWE canon. I KNOW he does, because CM Punk told me so.
Now obviously offending her honour isn’t as bad as likening Cena to the New York Yankees. But she does exist.
So where is she now?
Zack Ryder didn’t mention her or threaten to phone her to tell her about her husband’s misdeeds.
Cena’s “I’m so sorry!” shtick only extended as far as his broski, not his spouse.
So I can only conclude that she no longer exists.
Where has she gone?