There are many criticisms that can be levelled at FCW ring announcer Caylee Turner.
She was a terrible contestant on Tough Enough, with poor ring skills and a promo style akin to being mauled by a de-clawed kitten.
She struggles with putting a sentence together as a ring announcer.
And she’s Alicia Fox’s sister, which isn’t technically her fault but is still unforgivable.
However, in her favour, she has a magic dress.
Here’s some screenshots from last week’s episode of FCW.
We begin with Caylee introducing to the announce table good ol’ JR, Jim Ross.
Ross takes his seat alongside William Regal, thanking the crowd for their reception, and we hear the bell ring to announce an imminent match. The camera moves back to the ring.
And Caylee is in an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT DRESS! She must have had a very quick costume change in the space of that minute it took for Ross to get to ringside. Unlikely, but plausible. And then she announces Antonio Cesaro, who begins his military march out to the middle.
But hang on, what’s this?
That’s Caylee, still in the ring – but her dress has changed back to the original one!
Unless, of course, it’s some kind of camera trickery. Or perhaps my eyes are failing me.
Nope. That is indeed Caylee back in her original dress. And thus I can only conclude that Caylee is magical, with a magical dress. That would explain so many things.