Facts from Monday Night RAW, O2 Arena, April 13th 2015

April 13, 2015

Well, if I type quickly, I might get this published before the show airs…spoilers, if so…

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Question: who’s going to turn face at Money in the Bank?

July 12, 2013

I love my WWE heels, as you know, and a ladder match for a World Heavyweight Championship contract contested by Wade Barrett, Cody Rhodes, Damien Sandow, Dean Ambrose, Fandango, Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro makes me a very happy woman.

Except – who am I supposed to want to win? Or perhaps more importantly, who’s supposed to be the good guy?

Barring anything interesting happening on Smackdown (I mean, seriously, this seems unlikely), something is going to have to happen during the match itself, surely.

So what will it be?

A very happy New Year

December 30, 2012

How can you not be looking forward to 2013 when this is the image WWE are kicking off the New Year with? (Spoiler alert!) Read the rest of this entry »

Breaking news: Wade Barrett is out for ages. Ladysmarks of the world weep

March 3, 2012

Ugh. Wrestlezone are reporting that Wade Barrett’s injury incurred after Elimination Chamber is more serious than initially thought, meaning he’ll be out for several months.

It also means there’ll be no Money in the Bank at Wrestlemania, because Barrett was booked to win that.

And it also means that poor Barrett is taking a break from Twitter.

This saddens me hugely. Although it would have been great to have Barrett involved in storylines while unable to compete, they won’t let him sit on commentary for four months or think up another angle for him to be involved in.

So that means we will be without Barrett, his coat and his fabulous heelery for the next quarter of a year. (For this, I blame Big Show.)

Get well soon, Wade.

Fact: 2012 is the year of epic WTF faces in WWE

January 20, 2012

I’m very impressed with the acting skills on show in the WWE so far this year. Mostly the Superstars are perfecting expressions of confusion and bewilderment, and putting them to good use.

So, for your enjoyment and amusement, here are a few of my favourite “are you freakin’ KIDDING me?” faces from recent WWE programming. (Click the images to enlarge.)

Obviously, the arrival of the Funkasaurus Brodus Clay has triggered several.

We’ll start with his first victim. Here’s Curt Hawkins!

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Wishes for 2012: William Regal manages Wade Barrett to championship glory

December 29, 2011

Yes, this MUST be the year that William Regal finally pulls together his United Kingdom stable. And it simply makes sense that he’ll manage Wade Barrett in an attempt to overthrow of his former protege Daniel Bryan’s World Heavyweight title reign.

WWE ’12 is just a teaser and a tryout.

If the rumours about Randy Orton’s injury are true, then surely Barrett is next in line for the championship picture, where he can heel it up to his heart’s content (with his jacket). It all falls into place. Regal – get on it.

Here’s Regal v Bryan from Superstars in the UK this autumn:

Fact: it’s Christmas!

December 25, 2011

Season’s greetings to all TOWIS readers from me…and from Wade.