Fact: Aiden English is our new favourite

Hands up who’s enjoying Rock and Cena back-and-forthing about who’s the most feminine ie weak ie rubbish ie stupid out of the pair of them? (If you put your hand up, I cordially invite you to stop reading this blog now.)

This, of course, follows the slut-shaming of Eve (the only clever thing about Rock’s concert was the verse about Cena’s wife), the humiliation of Natalya, and the ignoring of Beth Phoenix, the Divas champion, who’s being thrown into a pointless tag match at Wrestlemania involving some bint I’ve never heard of (seriously, she’s less famous than Snooki over here).

Thank goodness, then, for Aiden English, new to FCW – and the ladysmark’s new Superstar of choice.

He’s emerged on Twitter as a smart, liberal dude (with a theatre background!), and those of us pining for intelligent male WWE wrestlers who don’t hate women (in the absence of Wade Barrett) are flocking to him.

It’s tweets like this that have us hooked:

Aiden English is a pro-choice, gay rights loving, gun hating, kick ass son-of-a-woman-who-should-have-access-to-birth-control-if-needed!
— Aiden English (@AidenEnglishWWE) March 14, 2012

Rick Santorum…what a douche.
— Aiden English (@AidenEnglishWWE) February 28, 2012

…basically, you can think of me as Liz Lemon in a pair of trunks.
— Aiden English (@AidenEnglishWWE) March 14, 2012

In a world where Rock claims to “love” women but the rest of his words and actions indicate that he despises women, in a world where the Divas are supposed to be “smart, sexy and powerful” but mostly just end up standing around in bikini-sized costumes and smiling, in a world where homosexuality is STILL used as an insult, Aiden English could be our only hope.

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